Stephanie Zwirsky: A Play about Doing a Play about Jared Kushner on Zoom!

THEATER
SATURDAY, AUGUST 29, 2020
8:00 PM

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The Tank Live Stream

$10
https://thetanknyc.org/cybertank-calendar/2020/8/29/a-play-about-doing-a-play-about-jared-kushner-on-zoom

A Jewish woman had written a play about a Jewish woman's going back in time to break the penis of her and the playwright's coreligionist Jared Kushner.  But the Pandemic — as exacerbated by Kushner himself — forced the cancellation of the planned live performances of the play, and its reconstitution as a Zoom performance about reconstituting the play as a Zoom performance.

MAKE A NIGHT OF IT:  Kushner Cocktail:  pour 1 oz. each of Cyanide, Coumatetralyl, and Hydrochloric Acid into a rocks glass over ice.  Garnish with a lemon wedge.  Give it to Jared and tell him it's a Vodka Soda.